Items

Items are permanent upgrades that the player collects to increase their characters' stats and use unique abilities and mechanics. Not all items are entirely beneficial to the player—some have negative effects.

Main Mechanics

When a player collects an item, it is added to their inventory, and its effect is permanent. The inventory can only display 72 items (with the bottom row of 24 partially offscreen), but the player actually has an infinite inventory.

Items cannot be removed from the inventory by normal means. However, a Chaos Token will randomize items in the inventory. Some items, such as Duplicator and Toilet Paper, will be removed from the inventory once their effect is used.

List of Items

There are 300 items as of Good Night.

Name	Icon	Shopkeeper Quotes		Description	Price	Version Added
Ace of Aces		The best card of them all!	Aces!	Increases damage for all weapons.	$500	1.0 - Dead Estate
Ace of Clubs		Fill them with lead!	Your dad and I used to LOVE playing euchre...	Increases damage for machine guns.	$300	1.0 - Dead Estate
Ace of Diamonds		Blow 'em away!	You used to love Go Fish when you were little...	Increases damage for explosives.	$300	1.0 - Dead Estate
Ace of Hearts		Not as lovely as it seems.	How about a game?	Increases damage for shotguns.	$300	1.0 - Dead Estate
Ace of Spades		Good for whackin'.	You wanna play cards?	Increases damage for melee weapons.	$300	1.0 - Dead Estate
Ambrosia		This will heal all of your wounds.	I made it fresh -- just for you!	Fully heals you upon buying or picking up.	$300	1.0 - Dead Estate
Ammo Recycler		How does it work? I don't know, just buy it!	Always recycle, honey!	Chance for shots to not use up any ammo when fired.	$200	1.0 - Dead Estate
Ancient Tome		That's just my sketchbook. Promise not to look inside, okay?	Oh, do you need a new sketchbook?	Bosses spawn with lower health.	$500	1.0 - Dead Estate
Ancient Urn		Don't spill it, that's bad luck.	Grandpa's in there!	Dropping to 1 HP will damage every enemy in the room.	$100	1.0 - Dead Estate
Anointing Oil		Not for cooking!	Not for cooking!	Prevents burning, flooded, and dark floors from appearing.	$300	1.7 - Good Night
Aporia		Remove all doubt!	Remove all doubt!	Chance for item boxes to contain more item boxes, secret rooms will no longer spawn.	$100	1.7 - Good Night
Arrow		Fwoosh!	Fwoosh!	Bullets travel further.	$100	1.0 - Dead Estate
Au		Feeling greedy?	Strike gold!	Chance for golden enemies to spawn that drop only gold coins.	$300	1.2 - Home Theater
Aura of Ammunition		You'll want to align your chakras before using this.	Don't you know magic? Why do you need so much ammunition, sweetheart?<	Ammo drops become more frequent.	$200	1.0 - Dead Estate
Axel's Sunglasses		Want some cheap shades?	A nice young blonde man left these behind some time ago... give them back, would you?	Makes all of your projectiles burn.	$200	1.7 - Good Night
Baby Chunks		Fun-sized!	He's a lot less scary when he's this tiny...	Chance for a mini-Chunks to spawn upon entering rooms that attacks enemies.	$300	1.2 - Home Theater
Backup		Just gimme a call with this and I'll have your back, okay?	When did we get so many explosives in this house?...	Staying in a room for a while will cause bombs to drop from the ceiling.	$500	1.0 - Dead Estate
Bag of Wind		Hey, don't ask me how this works	Your dad makes some strange stuff, doesn't he?	Enemies are knocked much further back by your bullets.	$100	1.7 - Good Night
Bait		This should slow that rat down a bit.	You know how much your father's mouse loves cheese. Why don't you go feed him with this?	Chunks takes longer to move between rooms.	$300	1.0 - Dead Estate
Ball 'n' Chain		That'll keep ya steady.	Geez, isn't that heavy?	Firing your weapons won't knock you back.	$100	1.0 - Dead Estate
Balloon		Feeling lighter?	Feeling lighter?	Increases speed and jump height, bullets gain damage as they travel.	$200	1.7 - Good Night
Bandolier		It's too heavy for me to lift!	It's so heavy!	Weapons don't use any ammo for the first 3 seconds after entering a room.	$300	1.0 - Dead Estate
Basement Key		There's a basement in this house?...	I almost forgot we have a basement!	Grants a chance for basement elevators on every main floor	$500	1.7 - Good Night
Beating Bomb		What more could you want?	That's... a bit disturbing.	Chance for enemies to explode on death.	$200	1.0 - Dead Estate
Beef Ramen		Don't eat too much, you might catch scurvy!	Beef is the best!	Chance to block incoming damage when you have less than $100.	$200	1.0 - Dead Estate
Big Heart		It’s still beating.	Eek! I think it just moved!	Beefy enemies become more common, but drop more money on death.	$200	1.2 - Home Theater
Big Spender		Got a few bucks to blow?	Is this what you're doing with your college savings?	When a weapon runs out of ammo, you can continue firing using money instead.	$300	1.0 - Dead Estate
Bigger Bullets		Bigger bullets.	Bigger bullets.	Bigger bullets.	$100	1.0 - Dead Estate
Blacksmith's Anvil		I don't know how you're planning on lugging that old thing around.	Do you want help carrying it?	Destroying a weapon will create a different, new weapon that can't be destroyed.	$300	1.0 - Dead Estate
Blindfold		Hope you're not planning on sightseeing.	How are ya gonna see with that on?...	Every floor is now dark, receive more coins and reveal all floor maps.	$100	1.7 - Good Night
Block of Ice		Buy it before it melts!	Fresh from the freezer!	Enemies are stunned for a second after entering a room.	$200	1.0 - Dead Estate
Blood Bullets		You're some kinda junkie for ammo.	I can clean those for you.	Chance to obtain ammo after taking damage.	$200	1.0 - Dead Estate
Blood Money		Greedy, aren't ya?	Do you want me to wash that?	Taking damage will give you money.	$200	1.0 - Dead Estate
Blood Vial		This won't really benefit you in any way, but having this makes things a lot more fun.	...Gross, but anything for my daughter.	Gorier kills.	$100	1.0 - Dead Estate
Bloodthirst		That’s a little bit gross, but I won’t judge.	I thought the house can use a little tidying up!	Allows you to absorb blood before it hits the floor, giving you money.	$500	1.0 - Dead Estate
Bonker		That's a priceless artifact, be careful using it.	Don't hurt anybody with it, dear!	Chance for your shots to knock enemies further back.	$100	1.0 - Dead Estate
BOSS's Eyepatch		Headgear worn by a famous criminal? Might be worth something someday.	Hey, this might fetch a high price someday!	Makes all of your projectiles explode.	$200	1.7 - Good Night
Brass Knuckle		Knock some teeth out!!	Do you want me to clean it? There's just a little blood...	Melee weapons do extra damage half the time. Fist-type weapons do even more extra damage.	$200	1.2 - Home Theater
Breezepods		Don't get earwax in them, dude.	Only $500 for these!	Nightcore everything.	$100	1.0 - Dead Estate
Brittle Spine		Breaks easily!	Don't try to lift too much...	All stats up, takes away one weapon slot.	$200	1.7 - Good Night
Broken Mirror		Sounds like bad luck.	Sounds like bad luck.	Bullets are reflected on impact with enemies.	$200	1.0 - Dead Estate
Broken Stool		Don't go wrecking everything, this place was expensive!	Just... please don't touch the fine china.	Allows you to destroy furniture.	$300	1.7 - Good Night
BTGO		You should thank me for being so generous!	I'll give you whatever I have left!	Buying 3 items from the shopkeeper on the same floor gives you a free item chest.	$300	1.0 - Dead Estate
Bullet Brain		That'll do you good for about 60 or 70 years.	That's one of your dad's experiments, take care of it!	Weapons spawn with more ammo.	$200	1.0 - Dead Estate
Bullet Time		It's like moving in slow motion!	Live a lifetime in a split second!	Slows down all enemy projectiles and boosts your agility.	$200	1.7 - Good Night
Busted Microwave		Get the hot pockets!	Smells like popcorn.	Makes all of your bullets slightly radioactive.	$200	1.0 - Dead Estate
Butterscotch Bunny		Where do all of these flavored bunnies keep coming from??	When did we get so many bunny candies?	Increases your damage.	$100	1.0 - Dead Estate
Buzzy		Cute, isn't he?	Be careful! He's got sharp edges!	Spawns a buzzsaw buddy that rotates around you and damages enemies.	$300	1.1 - Halloween Update
Calendar		A different effect for every day of the week!	A different effect for every day of the week!	Effect changes depending on weekday.	$200	1.4 - Heaven & Hell
Candy Bag		I personally went trick-or-treating with this bag for fourteen years... Take care of it.	I remember when you would go out on Halloween with this!... Where does the time go?...	Enemies and pots drop more money.	$300	1.0 - Dead Estate
Candy Cane		Those are a little out of season right now, aren't they?	Merry Christmas!	Increases max HP.	$200	1.0 - Dead Estate
Caramel Bunny		Leftover from last year's Easter party.	I thought you didn't like caramel?	Increases your fire rate.	$100	1.0 - Dead Estate
Cardboard Box		Who knows what's in there!	God only knows what's inside.	Boosts a random stat	$200	1.7 - Good Night
Chaos Token		Redeem a hundred of these for a prize!	Redeem a hundred for a prize!	Randomizes all of your items at the start of the next floor.	$500	1.0 - Dead Estate
Chocolate Bunny		"Yuck! Caramel!"	Don't you love these, honey?	Increases your jump height.	$100	1.0 - Dead Estate
Chicken Hat		Bawk bawk!	This would look so cute on you, Corey!	Sets the difficulty of the rest of the run down by one level. Completing a run will still count as a win with your initial difficulty.	$200	1.7 - Good Night
Chicken Ramen		Always good on a budget, right?	You're gonna need this when you go back to college...	Do more damage when you have less than $100.	$200	1.0 - Dead Estate
Choco Bar		I was gonna eat that later... but if you want it, take it.	I know how much you love chocolate!	Makes you move faster.	$200	1.0 - Dead Estate
Christmas Gift		Christmas came early, huh.		Get a free item at the start of every floor.	$300	1.0 - Dead Estate
Chrysus Medallion		This could get you out of some tight spots.	Ooo, look at all the little details on it!	When you hit 0 HP you will stay alive while rapidly losing money until you hit $0.	$500	1.0 - Dead Estate
Cold Heart		Is there a draft in here?...	Dress warm, sweetie!	Freezes enemies when you take damage	$200	1.7 - Good Night
Combustophile		KABOOM!	Why are you interested in so much of this dangerous garbage?...	Makes all explosions larger. Enemies killed with explosions will explode themselves.	$200	1.2 - Home Theater
Comedy		Hah!	Hah!	Enemies will release a barrage of projectiles at other enemies upon death.	$200	1.0 - Dead Estate
Compass		Yeah, who likes exploring anyways?	It's so easy to get lost in this darn house.	Reveals the location of shops, treasure rooms, boss rooms, and more on the map.	$100	1.0 - Dead Estate
Cordelia's Hat		Oh, so ya like my hat, huh?	This belongs to my daughter, but she's got a lot of them already.	Allows you to find and use magical staffs and boosts fire rate.	$200	1.7 - Good Night
Coupon		Applicable at participating stores only!	You're lucky I keep these around!	25% off all shop items starting from the next shop you visit.	$300	1.0 - Dead Estate
Cursed Crown		It isn't very fair, but it works.	Oh, that's one of your dad's things, I think. I'm sure he wouldn't mind if you borrowed it for a bit.	All enemies take a little damage after entering the room.	$500	1.0 - Dead Estate
Curve Ball		Swing batter, batter!	You and Lambert always LOVED playing ball as kids...	Increases fire rate, but causes all projectiles to curve.	$100	1.4 - Heaven & Hell
Darts		Bullseye!	I remember you used to be pretty darn good at darts as a kid.	One enemy is marked for death at the start of every room.	$300	1.0 - Dead Estate
Dead Eye		Nasty!	Gross.	Locks you to 1 HP but doubles your fire rate and damage.	$300	1.1 - Halloween Update
Dead Rat		N/A	N/A	Chunks never spawns again.	1 TP	1.3 - Bombs Away
Deadly Spores		Hold your breath!	Hold your breath!	Being near enemies for several seconds marks them for death so they take more damage.	$200	1.7 - Good Night
Demon Lung		You can hear it sizzling when if you put your ear up to it.	I think that's another one of your dad's... "artifacts"	Fire will burn enemies for a longer amount of time and do more damage.	$300	1.0 - Dead Estate
Destructive Aura		Those vases'll with they'd never been born!	Cordelia, what'd I tell you about smashing our vases?	Destroy pots by walking into them or jumping on them.	$300	1.0 - Dead Estate
Detonator		Blow them all to smithereens!	Blow it all up!	Use the special button to explode every corpse in the room.	$200	1.7 - Good Night
Diet Pills		Sure, you need a prescription for them. ...But I don't care.	You're a perfectly healthy young woman! Why would you need these?	Briefly move a lot faster when you enter a room.	$200	1.0 - Dead Estate
Digby's Cap		Pretty sure this belongs to that kid I've seen running around here. Hope he's okay...	I saw a kid running around with this earlier... I sure hope he's alright.	Boosts agility, jump count and the amount of hearts you find.	$200	1.7 - Good Night
Divine Armor		You sure that'll fit on you?	It might be a bit too large on you...	Grants extended invincibility upon taking damage.	$100	1.7 - Good Night
Double Slurp Cup		Be careful not to make a mess with that!	Be careful not to make a mess with that!	Bullets travel faster and splash blood upon impact.	$100	1.0 - Dead Estate
Drone Buddy		D'aww, look at him!	Just don't stand in front of the barrel.	He fires with you!	$300	1.1 - Halloween Update
Duane Burger		It's my family's own recipe, so you better enjoy it.	That's an old family recipe! Your grandma would make these for me all the time when I was your age.	Increases your maximum health but slows you down a bit.	$200	1.0 - Dead Estate
Dumbbell		Pump some iron!	Oh, you're interested in fitness now, dear?	Chance to fire a large, heavier projectile.	$200	1.0 - Dead Estate
Dummy		Looks kinda like you!	...Creepy.	Drop a dummy that distracts enemies once per room after taking damage.	$200	1.2 - Home Theater
Duplicator		Basically cheating.	Three!? Now why would you need that many?	Gives you three of the next item you pick up.	$500	1.0 - Dead Estate
Dynamite Stick		Just light it and throw.	Don't go hurting yourself with that, honey!	Small chance for your shots to explode.	$300	1.0 - Dead Estate
Edible Bullets		You want any sauce with those?	I really don't think you should be eating those, sweet pea.	Destroying weapons heals you.	$200	1.0 - Dead Estate
Eggy		Maggots.	Maggots?	Maggots.	$200	1.2 - Home Theater
Error		Hey, this shouldn't be here!	How’d this get here?	Randomizes your secondary weapon every three seconds.	$200	1.1 - Halloween Update
Elevator Button		Who knows where this'll take you!	Weird how our elevators don't even use buttons.	Guarantees that a special elevator will appear on every floor.	$500	1.3 - Bombs Away
Essence of Gluttony		Just don't bite off more than you can chew.	Just know your limit!	Gives you two additional weapon slots, you can no longer destroy weapons.	$200	1.7 - Good Night
Essence of greed		Nothing wrong with treating yourself.	You've gotta treat yourself every now and then!	Better weapons become more common, you can no longer destroy weapons.	$200	1.7 - Good Night
Evil's Bane		This'll keep that big fella from showing up for a little longer.	You used to be so scared of the dark when you were a baby, I'd have to leave this on all night!	Prevents Chunks from showing up on each floor for an additional minute.	$500	1.0 - Dead Estate
Eyedrops		Put a couple of these in your eye and you'll be sharpshooting like never before.	Oh, be careful putting those in dear!	Increases your accuracy.	$100	1.0 - Dead Estate
Eviction Notice		Pack up your stuff and leave!	Ah... This is back from my rental years... I was pretty rowdy at your age.	Chance for some enemies to get scared and leave the room once one of their own is killed.	$300	1.2 - Home Theater
Fake Poo		Heheh.	Yuck!	Hehe (changes all fire weapon sounds to a "fart" sound)	$500	1.0 - Dead Estate
Fake Puke		Blargh!	Eugh.	Shotguns fire double the projectiles with less accuracy and damage.	$200	1.0 - Dead Estate
Fancy Shield		Who knows? It could save your life someday!	Ooo, isn't that neat?	Grants you a shield every 2 minutes that absorbs 1 damage.	$300	1.0 - Dead Estate
Fear Itself		Take your negative energy and put it to good use.	Scary!	Fire your weapon faster.	$300	1.0 - Dead Estate
Fish Tank		Keep them fed!	Be sure to change the water!	Every floor is now flooded, boosts health, speed and fire rate.	$100	1.7 - Good Night
Flashbangs		Throwing flash!	Just that terrorist game you play on the computer!	Allows pots and enemies to sometimes drop flashbangs that stun all enemies upon picking them up.	$200	1.1 - Halloween Update
Flies		N/A	N/A	Significantly boosts movement speed and gives +2 jumps.	1 TP	1.3 - Bombs Away
Forever Flame		Hot hot hot!	You’re gonna burn yourself with that!	A spinning flame that circles around you and burns enemies.	$500	1.2 - Home Theater
Friday Night Pumpkin		Can you feel the beat?	Cute, right?	Every fourth consecutive shot deals more damage.		1.0 - Dead Estate
Friends 'till the End		That was my best friend growing up. He can be yours, too!... for a bit of cash.	Didn't you use to love this little guy when you were younger?	Move faster and slow down nearby enemies while at 1 HP.	$200	1.0 - Dead Estate
Fuji's Mask		You're not getting this one that easily, pal. You, uh, might've left one of these last time you were here... I held onto it for ya. - if playing as Fuji	I don't think Fuji would want me to just hand this over for cheap...	Boosts maximum HP and agility.	$500	1.7 - Good Night
Funky Syringe		N/A	N/A	Significantly boosts your damage and attack speed..	1 TP	1.3 - Bombs Away
Funsticks		Just don't eat too many.	Those aren't too healthy, honey!	Mmm... yummy...	$500	1.0 - Dead Estate
Fuzzy Dice		Perfect for a rear-view mirror!	Perfect for a rear-view mirror!	Increases the chance for higher-value items to spawn.	$200	1.4 - Heaven & Hell
Game Breaker		Didn't they patch this out?...	Oh brother...	Removes the cooldown from switching weapons.	$300	1.7 - Good Night
Garlic Necklace		Just take this one off my hands, will you?	It's... quite pungent...	Enemies will approach you slower.	$100	1.0 - Dead Estate
Gas Mask		Mmmph!	Time to cook!	Some enemies release toxic gas on death, which burns other enemies on contact.	$300	1.2 - Home Theater
Gemini		Two for the price of one or something!	Don't tell me you're interested in astrology now, honey.	Chance to fire double the normal amount of projectiles while shooting.	$200	1.0 - Dead Estate
Get Dizzy		Try not to throw up.	Don't get sick, okay?	Boosts damage, but causes bullets to randomly change direction.	$100	1.4 - Heaven & Hell
Ghost Bullet		Especially good with heavier weapons!	Be careful with that!	Killing enemies instantly resets your weapon's reload time.	$500	1.0 - Dead Estate
Glass Eye		Aimhacker!	I don't wanna know where this has been.	Shots hone in on enemies.	$500	1.0 - Dead Estate
Globe		The entire world can be in the palm of your hands!	You skipped all of your geography classes in high school and NOW you want this dusty old thing?!	Reveals the entire map of every floor from now on , but all floors become permanently larger.	$300	1.2 - Home Theater
Glory Box		You'd have to be a dummy not to buy this one!	Look at how pretty it is!	Treasure rooms contain an additional item chest.	$500	1.0 - Dead Estate
Glow Sticks		Tasty!	Please don't eat them.	Gives you a low-damage radioactive aura.	$200	1.1 - Halloween Update
Glowing Bone		Maybe just don't touch it with your bare skin...	Don't touch that with your bare skin, honey.		$200	1.7 - Good Night
Gold Herb		Be careful, it isn't edible.	Be careful, it isn't edible.	Increases your maximum health by 2.	$300	1.0 - Dead Estate
Gold Kernel		N/A	N/A	Enemies drop double the coins.	1 TP	1.3 - Bombs Away
Gold Ring		It's fake gold, by the way	That? That's just fake gold, dear.	Grants a small chance to completely negate damage from enemies when attacked.	$200	1.0 - Dead Estate
Green Mold		You're gonna want this.	It's a good thing you don't have asthma...	Revives you one time upon death with half of your HP.	$500	1.7 - Good Night
Guardian Angel		It'll always have your back.	Just give it back when you are done, okay?	Briefly grants invincibility upon entering a room.	$300	1.0 - Dead Estate
Gully		Oh hell, not THIS guy.	Disgusting bird.	Poop.	$300	1.4 - Heaven & Hell
Gun Nut		Not recommended if you have allergies.	We should test you for allergies before you get this...	Item chests will contain weapons instead.	$300	1.0 - Dead Estate
Gunpowder		Boom.	Heavens, doesn't it smell terrible?	Increases the size of all explosions.	$100	1.0 - Dead Estate
Hand Mirror		Time for some self-reflection.	Take a minute to reflect.	Causes more gold enemies to spawn, raises difficulty level by one.	$200	1.7 - Good Night
Handsaw		Just don't nick yourself, alright?	You wanna try woodworking, dear?	Enemies take 2x damage when they're at full health.	$300	1.2 - Home Theater
Half Heart Locket		No, I don't know where the other half is.	Does your friend still have the other half? Oh, you should have her over sometime!	Heart pots spawn more often.	$300	1.0 - Dead Estate
Haunted Bracelet		OoOoOo! Scary!	Just don't go making a mess of all the furniture, m'kay?	Allows your bullets to penetrate walls and furniture.	$100	1.7 - Good Night
Heart of Steel		I don't know how it works either.	Your dad made that for our anniversary, please be careful!	Destroying a weapon with full ammo raises your Max HP.	$300	1.0 - Dead Estate
Heatseeker		100% Accurate!	100% Accurate!	Chance for shots to seek out and target enemies.	$200	1.2 - Home Theater
Heartworm		Keep that thing away from your pets!	Oh, don't let that thing get near Chunks -- your dad would be very upset!	Health pickups drop more often.	$200	1.0 - Dead Estate
Hellfire		Hot!	Real warm.	Every floor is now burning, boosts damage and makes all of your attacks flaming.	$100	1.7 - Good Night
Holster		More firepower!	How are you gonna carry around that many staffs?	Gives you an additional weapon slot.	$500	1.1 - Halloween Update
Holy Aura		Sheesh, it's almost blinding.	It's so bright!	Makes enemy projectiles slow down as they approach you.	$300	1.0 - Dead Estate
Horseshoe		Isn't it crazy that these get nailed into horse's hooves?	Lucky!	Orbits you and knocks back enemies.	$100	1.7 - Good Night
Hot Sauce		Yuck, tastes like vinegar...	Too spicy for me.	Burns nearby enemies upon taking damage.	$200	1.7 - Good Night
Hourglass		Clock's tickin'!	It's...dusty.	Triples the time it takes for items to disappear.	$100	1.2 - Home Theater
Ice Box		It's no fridge, but....	Knowing your dad, there's probably a brain in there.	Use the special button to freeze all enemies.	$100	1.7 - Good Night
IED		Where the hell did this come from?...	...I'm just going to assume this was one of your dad's "projects"...	Causes some pots to explode on destruction.	$100	1.2 - Home Theater
Insurance Card		Lookin' to get a checkup?	We've been trapped in this house so long I can't remember the last time I saw a doctor...	Guarantees that a doctor's office will appear on every main floor.	$100	1.2 - Home Theater
Item Refresher		Not happy? Just press the button!	Just don't waste it!	A button will appear in all item chest rooms that allows you to reroll the contents of the chest . Can only be used five times.	$300	1.2 - Home Theater
Jar Brain		Lotsa wrinkles on that one.	Ick!	Controll your bullets!	$300	1.7 - Good Night
Jeff's Beard		It's just a replica. Don't worry.	Looks like that nice trucker fella's, doesn't it?	Boosts maximum HP and the amount of ammo boxes you find.	$200	1.7 - Good Night
Jelly Bean Box		They've been in the cupboard for two years. Want 'em?	You want some, sweetheart?	Pots will sometimes drop jelly beans. Collecting 4 heals you.	$200	1.0 - Dead Estate
Jester's Cap		It suits you!	Oh... I remember you giggling so much when dad would wear this when you were a baby...	Lowers your max HP by half, but also increases your damage by 50%.	$500	1.0 - Dead Estate
Jules's Choker		I saw a black-haired girl drop this when she was ran by earlier. Pretty, right?	Give this back to the pretty young gal who dropped it if you see her, 'kay?	Boosts agility and bullet count	$200	1.7 - Good Night
Kevlar Backpack		Not as heavy as you'd think, right?	This seems a bit... grim.	Protects you from projectiles from behind.	$300	1.4 - Heaven & Hell
King's Crown		Looks a bit too regal for you...	So pretty!	+2 max HP.	$300	1.0 - Dead Estate
Kitchener Leslie's Lady		You better not think about laying a finger on Kitchener Leslie's girlfriend!	Oh, you need a new piggy bank?	Higher chance for enemies to drop gold coins.	$300	1.0 - Dead Estate
Leech Pact		Icky...	Seems kinda... gross...	Generate a little money as long as you’re at 1 HP in a room with enemies.	$300	1.3 - Bombs Away
Lead		It's actually just graphite...	Don't worry, it's really just graphite.	Enemies spawn with less health -- some might spawn with more.	$200	1.3 - Bombs Away
Lead Gut		Consider asking your doctor about using this before you buy it.	I don't know if that's very healthy, dear...	Ammo drops heal you instead of giving you ammunition.	$300	1.0 - Dead Estate
Lighter		With this thing, your bullets will set foes aflame... ...sometimes.	Don't play with that!	Chance for shots to burn enemies.	$200	1.0 - Dead Estate
Li'l Piggy		Cute, right?	How adorable!	Collects loose money for you.	$100	1.7 - Good Night
Living Bullet		What a silly little guy.	Take good care of him!	Chance to regenerate ammo from damaging enemies.	$100	1.7 - Good Night
Liquid Luck		It's not what it looks like.	I hope this isn't what I think it might be.	Significantly increases the odds of any chance-based item successfully working.	$500	1.0 - Dead Estate
Loplop		I could really use a haircut...	This little guy can actualize any secrets!	Shows you secrets. (secret rooms entrances don't disappear)	$100	1.7 - Good Night
Lucky Dice		Go on. Visit HER instead. I don't even care	The girl at that store seems... dangerous.	Increases the chance for cultist shops to appear.	$300	1.2 - Home Theater
Luis's Mustache		Modeled this after a family friend.	You remember our friend Luis, don't you sweetie?	Boosts accuracy and damage.	$200	1.7 - Good Night
Lydia's Tie		Pretty expensive for a tie, right?	A well-dressed lady dropped this earlier, it'd be a shame for her to lose it...	Boosts luck and the amount of money you find.	$200	1.7 - Good Night
Magic Carpet		Imbued with my powers!	Just don't get rug burn, okay?	Grants you an extra jump that boost you on use.	$300	1.0 - Dead Estate
Magic Map		Could be useful!	You never know what you'll find!	Reveals random parts of the map of the map upon entering new rooms.	$100	1.7 - Good Night
Magnifying Glass		Look a little closer.	Look a little closer, dear.	Chance to receive coins upon entering a room for the first time.	$200	1.0 - Dead Estate
Map		This'll guide you well.	You might need this, sweetie!	Reveals the entire map of the current floor.	$200	1.0 - Dead Estate
Marshmallow Bunny		These were always my little brother's favorite flavor..	Don't eat too many now, dearie.	Increases your movement speed.	$100	1.0 - Dead Estate
Medkit		Who needs doctors or surgeons when you have this?	It's okay, I have plenty more of these where this came from!	Receive a full heal at the start of each floor.	$500	1.0 - Dead Estate
Mercury Blob		Sorry, I couldn't afford a gold one.	Don't eat it!	Gold coins will never drop, but silver coins become worth more.	$300	1.0 - Dead Estate
Milkbar Lads T-Shirt		What a lousy shirt!	What a cute shirt!	The light around you becomes much larger.	$100	1.0 - Dead Estate
Mitosis		Many from one!	Many from one!	Chance for bullets to burst into more bullets on impact.	$200	1.0 - Dead Estate
Mr. Moneybags		Uhh... the rich get richer? I dunno...	Uhh... the rich get richer? I dunno...	Having over $700 grants a damage boost.	$200	1.0 - Dead Estate
Modding Kit 1		Y'know what you're doing with that thing?	I have no idea what this is.	Increases damage and increases fire rate for your default weapon only	$300	1.0 - Dead Estate
Modding Kit 2		Do you know how to use that?	Looks like a bunch of scrap metal.	Increases damage and increases fire rate for every weapon besides your default weapon.	$300	1.0 - Dead Estate
Momma's Cookies		My mom baked them fresh just for you, so you better like 'em!	Baked fresh just for you!	Replaces your bullets with cookies and increases their damage.	$200	1.0 - Dead Estate
Monster Snacks		Are you gonna eat that?	We don't even own a dog... Why do we have this?...	Spawns a bag of monster food at the start of every room with (sic) temporarily distracts enemies.	$300	1.2 - Home Theater
Morton's Fork		You'll end up on that same old elevator either way.	Pick your poison!	Allows you to choose which boss you will fight on main floors.	$100	1.7 - Good Night
Mosquito		Get it away!	Shoo!	Chance to boost maximum HP upon killing enemies.	$300	1.7 - Good Night
Mumba's Skeleton		Hopefully he's ok without it!	Hopefully he's ok without it!	Boosts fire rate and damage.	$200	1.7 - Good Night
Mutagen		I don't really want this thing near me.	Your father collects the strangest things...	Boosts your damage, but makes some enemies tougher.	$200	1.1 - Halloween Update
Nail		Just don't hit your fingers, okay?	Don't smash your fingers!	Allows you to destroy enemy projectiles by shooting them.	$300	1.7 - Good Night
Old Reel		So... is this how colorblind people see?	This thing is as old as me!	Makes your screen grayscale.	$100	1.0 - Dead Estate
Party Pinata		Take your swing!	Break 'er open!	Chance for pinatas to appear which give you special goodies.	$500	1.2 - Home Theater
Paycheck		Weird you have to pay for a paycheck, isn't it?	I hope you're planning on getting a job this summer, dear.	Obtain a bonus coin every time you break a pot or kill an enemy.	$200	1.0 - Dead Estate
Peapod		Stay healthy, eat your greens!	Eat your greens, Corey!	All guns fire rapidly, but they'll do very little damage.	$200	1.0 - Dead Estate
Peanut Butter Bunny		You don't have any allergies, right?	Organic!	Increases your maximum health.	$200	1.0 - Dead Estate
Penetrating Eye		Kinda gross.	Eek! Gross!	Chance for projectiles to go through enemies.	$200	1.0 - Dead Estate
Pepper Shaker		Achoo!	Achoo!	Leave a trail of pepper behind you, which damages enemies.	$300	1.0 - Dead Estate
Photo of a Boy		Dunno why you'd want this.	Oh, Lambert!	Causes Chunks to focus on enemies.	$200	1.7 - Good Night
Pocket Launcher		A rocket in your pocket!	As your mother, I really shouldn't let you have this...	Chance to fire a burst of rockets when entering a room.	$200	1.1 - Halloween Update
Point Card		Sign up now!	Just for you, sweetie!	Buying 3 items from the Witch on the same floor gives you some money, health, and ammo back.	$300	1.0 - Dead Estate
Polisher		That gun of yours looks like it could use a good cleaning.	I could use that for some jewelry.	Bullets travel faster.	$100	1.0 - Dead Estate
Pop Can		I prefer to call it "soda."	How fizzy!	Decreases enemies' HP, but makes Chunks move faster.	$100	1.7 - Good Night
Porcupine Needle		Don't prick yourself.	Don't prick yourself!	Taking damage from an enemy marks them for death so they take more damage.	$300	1.0 - Dead Estate
Pork Ramen		There's enough salt in there to give you a heart attack!	You'll have a heart attack from all that salt!	Move faster and and jump higher when you have less than $100.	$200	1.0 - Dead Estate
Power Bottle		Bottoms up!	Bottoms up!	Boosts your maximum HP.	$200	1.0 - Dead Estate
Pricey Necklace		Just ain't my style, y'know?	You sure I can't keep it?...	Makes all drops more common.	$300	1.7 - Good Night
Private Eye		It's like you don't even want to shop here anymore...	That shop just seems like a bad influence on you...	Reveals the contents of cultist shops.	$500	1.2 - Home Theater
Purple Baby		Ominous.	Look at this cute little guy!	Shrinks some enemies and decreases their health.	$200	1.4 - Heaven & Hell
Purple Umbrella		Stay dry out there!	It's always so dreary around here...	Extra loot appears on the balcony floor.	$300	1.2 - Home Theater
Quartz Chunk		It's so... ...white.	Pretty, isn't it?	Use the special button to create a temporary shield.	$200	1.7 - Good Night
Queen's Crown		Too... extravagant.	You'll look beautiful with this, Corey!	Slightly increases damage.	$300	1.0 - Dead Estate
Raging Fire		Get that adrenaline pumpin'!	It really gets your adrenalin going!	Gain damage and fire rate at 1 HP.	$200	1.0 - Dead Estate
Rainbow Bunny		What an eyesore.	Ooo, this one must be rare!	Slightly increases all of your stats.	$300	1.0 - Dead Estate
Rat Poison		This little jar isn't enough to kill him, but it should knock him down a few notches.	I hope you aren't planning on hurting poor little Chunks with that! You know how much your dad loves that little mouse.	Chunks spawns with lower health.	$300	1.0 - Dead Estate
Red Candle		You'll be hard-pressed to find something that burns much brighter than this.	Oh, that's one of my favorite candles! We've had it for so long now...	Brighten the entire room you're in upon entering.	$100	1.0 - Dead Estate
Revenge, Served Cold		I left it in the freezer overnight. I hope it's still good...	Do you want me to reheat it, honey?	Weapons release a large explosion when they're destroyed or run out of ammo.	$200	1.0 - Dead Estate
Revengeance		Let 'er rip!	Promise not to hurt yourself with it, okay?	Release a big explosion when you hit 1 HP.	$200	1.0 - Dead Estate
Robot Head		The future is now!	Poor thing, what happened to its body?...	Zap! (Gives a chance to shot a Laser Gun laser)	$300	1.4 - Heaven & Hell
Rocket Boots		These babies'll send ya flyin'!	These will send you way up!	Fires bullets from yourself upon jumping, boosts jump height.	$200	1.7 - Good Night
Rocket Shells		Watch 'em fly!	You probably won't need these.	Shotguns shells move faster and won't lose speed over time.	$200	1.1 - Halloween Update
Roids		They'll shrink your nuts, too.	You're not doing steroids now, are you?...	Significantly boosts your damage for 3 seconds after entering a room.	$300	1.0 - Dead Estate
Rotten Melon		Oh my God, the smell...	This should've gone in the trash...	Chance to lob a watermelon while firing at enemies that splits into many slices on impact.	$200	1.1 - Halloween Update
Rotten Nanner		N/A	N/A	Doubles your maximum HP.	1 TP	1.3 - Bombs Away
Rubber Boot		You better not get any mud on our floors with those!	Please don't get dirt on the floors, dear!	Grants an extra jump.	$300	1.0 - Dead Estate
Rusty Gun		What a find!	Oh my!	Enemies have a tiny chance to drop weapons.	$500	1.1 - Halloween Update
Rusty Key		You'd regret not buying this, buddy.	Is this overpowered?...	Enemies have a tiny chance to drop items.	$500	1.1 - Halloween Update
Rusty Nail		That can do some real damage.	You've got all your tetanus shots, don't you sweetie?	Melee weapons do more damage and knock enemies further back.	$200	1.0 - Dead Estate
Salt Shaker		I'm on a diet, so I don't need this.	Spilled salt is bad luck, isn't it?	Enemies release salt on death, which damages other enemies on contact.	$300	1.0 - Dead Estate
Sandals of Hermes		What, you thought these'd let you fly with such a low price?	What a nice set of flip-flops!	Move faster while jumping.	$100	1.0 - Dead Estate
Satellite Strike		Stand back!	Stand back!	Chance to fire a huge missiles at a randomly selected enemy upon entering a room.	$300	1.1 - Halloween Update
Scope		Enhance!	How do you see through this thing? It's so dusty!	Bullets shoot farther.	$200	1.0 - Dead Estate
Second Chance?		Not everyone gets a second chance, you know!	That's... violent.	Makes you explode upon death. If your explosion kills an enemy, you'll receive 1 HP.	$500	1.1 - Halloween Update
Severed Toe		I won't judge.	(Why am I selling this to my daughter?...)	Causes you to enter a frenzy after killing enough enemies.	$200	1.7 - Good Night
Shiny Pocket Watch		Get rich quick!	It doesn't seem to work...	Gold pots become more common, but all pots will be erased 5 seconds after entering a room.	$200	1.2 - Home Theater
Shrimp Ramen		Never cared for this flavor.	You hate this kind, don't you?	Increases fire rate and shot speed when you have less than $100.	$200	1.0 - Dead Estate
Signed Bat		Signed by yours truly!	Signed by yours truly!	Increases knockback against enemies.	$100	1.0 - Dead Estate
Silver Pendant		That's a family heirloom -- be careful with it!	Your grandma handed that down to me when I was your age. Maybe it's time for me to give it to you, too.	Vases contain a little more money.	$200	1.0 - Dead Estate
Silver Soul		It's... slippery?...	Beautiful!	Grants an additional +1 maximum HP for every $1000 you have, up to +5.	$100	1.2 - Home Theater
Sledgehammer		Don't go swing it around too much.	Don't hurt yourself!	Automatically destroys all pots in a room once it's cleared.	$300	1.0 - Dead Estate
Sleeping Pills		Those'll knock ya out!	Those'll knock you out!	So sleepy...	$100	1.7 - Good Night
Slime		Taken fresh from the shower drain!	Disgusting!	Increases fire rate and all your shots become bouncy.	$300	1.0 - Dead Estate
Smashed Glass		N/A	N/A	Items and weapons will spawn from pots.	1 TP	1.3 - Bombs Away
Smashed Pumpkin		That little guy will do his best to protect you.	Isn’t he so cute?	Summons a Jack-O-Lantern buddy that attacks enemies.	$500	1.0 - Dead Estate
Smiley Pot		What's he so happy about?	Cute!	Vases will fire a bullet at the nearest enemy on destruction.	$200	1.3 - Bombs Away
Snowglobe		Y'wanna buy a jacket with that, too?	This used to be one of your favorite things at Christmas time...	Chance for a snowstorm to blow through a room upon entering it, freezing all enemies for 10 seconds.	$300	1.0 - Dead Estate
Soap Bar		Don't drop it.	Hygiene is important, sweetie!	Move faster, but you'll also be more slippery.	$100	1.0 - Dead Estate
Someone's Nose		Huh. You think it can still smell?	We really don't need this in the house, do we?	Use the special button to spray bullets from yourself.	$200	1.7 - Good Night
Sorcery for Dummies		If I learned it, you can too!	Oh my, remember how much you begged me for this silly book all those years ago?	Allows you to find and use magical staffs.	$500	1.2 - Home Theater
Soul Slots		Jackpot!	Jackpot!	Chance to receive a random stat boost upon entering unexplored rooms.	$100	1.7 - Good Night
Special Rounds		Those will make your shots pack a bit more of a punch	...Why do we have these?	Handgun and rifle bullets do more damage.	$200	1.0 - Dead Estate
Spent Casing		Why do they call 'em "spent?"	Please don't start playing with guns.		$100	1.7 - Good Night
Spiked Boot		Great for playing baseball too!		Jumping on enemies hurts them.	$300	1.0 - Dead Estate
Spiked Bracelet		It looks just your style!	I remember being your age and wanting to be a punk rocker too, you know.	Enemies will take damage when they touch you.	$300	1.0 - Dead Estate
Spirit Jar		Keep it away from radiators or any other heat source!	I... um... don't know what this one is.	Chance for dead enemies to briefly summon a ghost that attacks other enemies	$500	1.0 - Dead Estate
Sponge Cake		Yummy!	Delicious!	Use the special button to heal 1 HP	$300	1.7 - Good Night
Spray Bottle		Psssht!	Psssht!	Use the special button to destroy all projectiles.	$100	1.7 - Good Night
Stethoscope		Hear their hearts!	Are you gonna play doctor dressup again?	Allows you to see enemy health.	$300	1.2 - Home Theater
Stockpile		Don't ask where all the ammo is coming from.	Oh my, what do you need all that ammo for?	Receive a complete ammo refill on your current weapon at the start of every floor.	$300	1.0 - Dead Estate
Stoic Bust		I don't like the way it's looking at me!	So... unfeeling...	Boosts your damage upon entering a room until you move.	$200	1.7 - Good Night
Stomping Boots		Send shockwaves rippling through the floorboards with these.	Oh, we better make sure those'll fit you first!	Landing from a great height stuns enemies.	$200	1.0 - Dead Estate
Strange Fruit		It does a little bit of everything, I guess.	Tasty, isn't it?	Slightly improves maximum HP, jump height, speed and reload times.	$300	1.0 - Dead Estate
Sudden Death		Don't worry, this won't hurt you.	It's like one of those cartoons!	Smash ‘em with anvils!	$300	1.4 - Heaven & Hell
Sugar?		This is sugar I swear!	It's... not what it looks like.	Lowers your HP by half, but you move REALLY fast.	$300	1.0 - Dead Estate
Sulfur		Smells horrible. Take it.	Oh gosh... It reeks...	Enemies burst into flames on death.	$200	1.7 - Good Night
Super Finger!		Some of these item names are a bit of a stretch.	Sounds good!	Fire triple the bullets, but decreases your fire rate.	$300	1.1 - Halloween Update
Super Shells		These shells'll do you a lot more favors than the regular ones.	...Why do we have these?	Shotgun shells travel faster over a longer distance.	$200	1.0 - Dead Estate
Super Shroom		Delicious and nutritious!	Delicious and nutritious!	Increases maximum health and jump height.	$300	1.0 - Dead Estate
Super Glue		You're not getting that off.	Don't get it on your clothes!	Changes your default weapon to whatever weapon you have in your second slot.	$500	1.1 - Halloween Update
Surprise Confetti		Have fun getting it out of your hair.	Don't get it on the carpet!	Grants a chance to obtain an item whenever you destroy a weapon.	$300	1.0 - Dead Estate
Taser		You'll be able to stop monsters in their tracks with this.	Oh my! Why do we have this laying around?	Bullets have a chance to stun enemies.	$200	1.0 - Dead Estate
Tasty Treat		It's berry-flavored!	Fresh from the freezer section!	Allows pots and enemies to sometimes drop freezy pops which slows enemies upon being picked up.	$200	1.2 - Home Theater
Tankmen Doll		Isn't he cute?		Weapon rooms will contain two weapon chests instead of one.	$500	1.0 - Dead Estate
Tax Forms		What, you thought you could avoid these forever?	Do you know how to fill this out?	Lose $1 every second while in combat, but gain damage proportional to your money.	$300	1.0 - Dead Estate
The Diaper		Never used, I hope!	Time sure flies quick, doesn't it?...	"Toilet Paper" spawns more frequently!	$200	1.3 - Bombs Away
The End		The end? Yeah, right.	Things were fun while they lasted, right?	Make another choice.	$100	1.7 - Good Night
The First Dime		What can I say? I've been in business a long time.	I guess it HAS been a long time since I last gave you an allowance...	Attracts coins towards you from further away.	$100	1.0 - Dead Estate
The Needle		Sharp!	Interested in knitting?	All enemies take a significant amount of damage when you get hurt, but take 2x the damage.	$100	1.3 - Bombs Away
The Vault		Come by anytime!	Need a place to keep your cash, huh?	Guarantees that a bank elevator will appear on every floor.	$100	1.3 - Bombs Away
Tiny Wallet		Well, at least you won't be compensating for anything!	Ooo, remember how excited you were to finally get one of these to keep your allowances in?	Limits you to $500, but grants you a speed & damage boost when you reach that limit.	$200	1.2 - Home Theater
Toilet Paper		Can't beat that price!	Just don't go throwing it on trees, okay?	Lowers your maximum HP to 2. Used as currency with...someone.	$100	1.3 - Bombs Away
Toxic Barrel		Caught straight from the local landfill!	Oh dear, this stuff might give you another limb...	All explosions are now radioactive and fire off 8 radioactive bullets.	$200	1.2 - Home Theater
Toy Chest #1		That one used to belong to me!	I hope you're not planning on selling all of these...	Item chests cycle thorugh multiple options.	$300	1.7 - Good Night
Toy Chest #2		That one used to belong to my little brother! I'm sure he won't mind me selling it.	Huh? What do you want with Lambert's old toys?	Weapon chests pickups cycle through multiple options.	$300	1.7 - Good Night
Toy Helicopter		Batteries not included.	One of Lambert's old toys...	Use the special button to drop a bomb from the ceiling.	$100	1.7 - Good Night
Trade-in Receipt		You never get as much as you think you should, do you?	You never get quite as much as you want, do you?	Destroying weapons gives you more money.	$200	1.0 - Dead Estate
Tragedy		'"What a shame.	What a shame.	Upon taking damage, you`ll release a barrage of projectiles.	$200	1.0 - Dead Estate
Trigger Finger		Rotten.	Gross...	Significantly boosts fire rate, but makes it so that shots are fired when you release the fire button.	$200	1.4 - Heaven & Hell
Two-Leaf Clover		Weigh the risks first, pal.	Are you SURE this is what you want?...	Spawns three item chests, boosts luck, chance to drop your maximum HP to 3.	$300	1.7 - Good Night
UFO		Out of this world!	Another one of your father's discoveries...	A UFO buddy that attacks enemies using its tractor beam.	$300	1.1 - Halloween Update
Ultra Hot Pepper		Nine-billion-trillion scoville!	You've always liked your spicy food, haven't you...	Allows pots and enemies to sometimes drop hot peppers which burn enemies upon being picked up.	$200	1.2 - Home Theater
Unreliable Angel		Don't count on her to help you.	Isn't she cute!?	Chance to block all incoming damage at 1 HP.	$200	1.0 - Dead Estate
Useless Ear		Reminds me of that movie. The one about the singer -- you know the one!	Yuck, flies!	???	$1	1.7 - Good Night
Useless Eye		I sure sell a lot of eyeballs, don't I?	What's your dad doing with all these eyes around anyways?...	???	$1	1.7 - Good Night
Useless Hand		It really is useless... ...I think.	Dunno what that does.	???	$1	1.7 - Good Night
Valentines Chocolate		Sweet 'n' salty!	Oh my... I think your dad got me these YEARS ago...	Chance to get healed upon entering unexplored rooms.	$100	1.7 - Good Night
Vampire Charm		I'm sure that'll look great on you.	Ooh, wouldn't that look so pretty on you?!	Chance to regenerate health on kill.	$300	1.0 - Dead Estate
Victory Remains		Free stuff!	Free stuff!	Bosses will now drop a free item on defeat!	$200	1.3 - Bombs Away
VIP Pass		Oh, so I'm not good enough for you anymore?...	Are you sure about this? Those shops seem sketchy...	Guarantees that a cultist shop will appear on the balcony.	$500	1.2 - Home Theater
Wandering Star		Make a wish!	Make a wish!	Spawns a star projectile that circles the room and damages enemies.	$300	1.0 - Dead Estate
Witch-B-Gone		A-Aren't you gonna miss me?...	Huh?... You don't wanna see your mom anymore?...	Replaces the Witch with two free item chests.	$300	1.0 - Dead Estate
Weapon Refresher		Not happy? Just press the button!	Just don't waste it!	A button will appear in all weapon chest rooms that allows you to reload the contents of the chest . Can only be used five times.	$300	1.2 - Home Theater
Weird Magazine		Uh... so... what d'ya think?...	Oh my...	Chance to stun enemies and set them on fire.	$300	1.0 - Dead Estate
Wet Wipes		Way better then plain ol' TP!	Keep the lid closed so they don't dry out!	Negates the bad effects of "Toilet Paper".	$200	1.3 - Bombs Away
White Pearl		I can sell ya the oyster it came from for a couple bucks extra.	So pretty...		$200	1.7 - Good Night
Wrist Watch		Got the time?	You wouldn't happen to have the time, would you sweetie?	Boosts your damage the longer you stay in a single room.	$200	1.7 - Good Night
X Marks the Spot		More like '?' marks the spot actually.	Those secret rooms always give me the creeps!	Reveals the location of secret rooms on the map.	$100	1.0 - Dead Estate
X-Ray		You can also use it to see your bones!	Why does your dad have so much junk?	Allows you to find an extra secret room on each floor.	$500	1.1 - Halloween Update
Yellow Fedora		Is that all, Stranger?	This is from those cartoons you used to watch, right?	Guaranties that a weapon merchant will appear on every main floor	$100	1.2 - Home Theater