Items
Jump to navigation
Jump to search
Items are permanent upgrades that the player collects to increase their characters' stats and use unique abilities and mechanics. Not all items are entirely beneficial to the player—some have negative effects.
Main Mechanics
When a player collects an item, it is added to their inventory, and its effect is permanent. The inventory can only display 72 items (with the bottom row of 24 partially offscreen), but the player actually has an infinite inventory.
Items cannot be removed from the inventory by normal means. However, a Chaos Token will randomize items in the inventory. Some items, such as Duplicator and Toilet Paper, will be removed from the inventory once their effect is used.
List of Items
There are 227 items as of Heaven & Hell.
| Name | Icon | Shopkeeper Quotes | Description | Price | Version Added | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
 |
 | |||||
| Ace of Aces |  |
The best card of them all! | Aces! | Increases damage for all weapons. | $500 | 1.0 - Dead Estate |
| Ace of Clubs |  |
Fill them with lead! | Your dad and I used to LOVE playing euchre... | Increases damage for machine guns. | $300 | 1.0 - Dead Estate |
| Ace of Diamonds |  |
Blow 'em away! | You used to love Go Fish when you were little. | Increases damage for explosives. | $300 | 1.0 - Dead Estate |
| Ace of Hearts |  |
Not as lovely as it seems. | Increases damage for shotguns. | $300 | 1.0 - Dead Estate | |
| Ace of Spades |  |
Good for whackin'. | You wanna play cards? | Increases damage for melee weapons. | $300 | 1.0 - Dead Estate |
| Ambrosia |  |
This will heal all of your wounds. | I made it fresh -- just for you! | Fully heals you upon buying or picking up. | $300 | 1.0 - Dead Estate |
| Ammo Recycler |  |
How does it work? I don't know, just buy it! | Always recycle, honey! | Chance for shots to not use up any ammo when fired. | $200 | 1.0 - Dead Estate |
| Ancient Tome |  |
That's just my sketchbook. Promise not to look inside, okay? | Oh, do you need a new sketchbook? | Bosses spawn with lower health. | $500 | 1.0 - Dead Estate |
| Ancient Urn |  |
Don't spill it, that's bad luck. | Grandpa's in there! | Dropping to 1 HP will damage every enemy in the room. | $100 | 1.0 - Dead Estate |
| Arrow |  |
Fwoosh! | Fwoosh! | Bullets travel further. | $100 | 1.0 - Dead Estate |
| Au |  |
Feeling greedy? | Strike gold! | Chance for golden enemies to spawn that drop only gold coins. | $300 | 1.2 - Home Theater |
| Aura of Ammunition |  |
You'll want to align your chakras before using this. | Don't you know magic? Why do you need so much ammunition, sweetheart?< | Ammo drops become more frequent. | $200 | 1.0 - Dead Estate |
| Baby Chunks |  |
Fun-sized! | Chance for a mini-Chunks to spawn upon entering rooms that attacks enemies. | $300 | 1.2 - Home Theater | |
| Backup |  |
Just gimme a call with this and I'll have your back, okay? | When did we get so many explosives in this house?... | Staying in a room for a while will cause bombs to drop from the ceiling. | $500 | 1.0 - Dead Estate |
| Bait |  |
This should slow that rat down a bit. | You know how much your father's mouse loves cheese. Why don't you go feed him with this? | Chunks takes longer to move between rooms. | $300 | 1.0 - Dead Estate |
| Ball 'n' Chain |  |
That'll keep ya steady. | Geez, isn't that heavy? | Firing your weapons won't knock you back. | $100 | 1.0 - Dead Estate |
| Bandolier |  |
Weapons don't use any ammo for the first 3 seconds after entering a room. | 1.0 - Dead Estate | |||
| Beating Bomb |  |
What more could you want? | That's... a bit disturbing. | Chance for enemies to explode on death. | $200 | 1.0 - Dead Estate |
| Beef Ramen |  |
Don't eat too much, you might catch scurvy! | Beef is the best! | Chance to block incoming damage when you have less than $100. | $200 | 1.0 - Dead Estate |
| Big Heart |  |
It’s still beating. | Eek! I think it just moved! | Beefy enemies become more common, but drop more money on death. | $200 | 1.2 - Home Theater |
| Big Spender |  |
Got a few bucks to blow? | When a weapon runs out of ammo, you can continue firing using money instead. | $300 | 1.0 - Dead Estate | |
| Bigger Bullets |  |
Bigger bullets. | Bigger bullets. | Bigger bullets. | $100 | 1.0 - Dead Estate |
| Blacksmith's Anvil |  |
I don't know how you're planning on lugging that old thing around. | Do you want help carrying it? | Destroying a weapon will create a different, new weapon that can't be destroyed. | $300 | 1.0 - Dead Estate |
| Block of Ice |  |
Buy it before it melts! | Fresh from the freezer! | Enemies are stunned for a second after entering a room. | $200 | 1.0 - Dead Estate |
| Blood Bullets |  |
You're some kinda junkie for ammo. | I can clean those for you. | Chance to obtain ammo after taking damage. | $200 | 1.0 - Dead Estate |
| Blood Money |  |
Greedy, aren't ya? | Taking damage will give you money. | $200 | 1.0 - Dead Estate | |
| Blood Vial |  |
This won't really benefit you in any way, but having this makes things a lot more fun. | ...Gross, but anything for my daughter. | Gorier kills. | $100 | 1.0 - Dead Estate |
| Bloodthirst |  |
That’s a little bit gross, but I won’t judge. | I thought the house can use a little tidying up! | Allows you to absorb blood before it hits the floor, giving you money. | $500 | 1.0 - Dead Estate |
| Bonker |  |
That's a priceless artifact, be careful using it. | Don't hurt anybody with it, dear! | Chance for your shots to knock enemies further back. | $100 | 1.0 - Dead Estate |
| Bullet Brain |  |
That'll do you good for about 60 or 70 years. | That's one of your dad's experiments, take care of it! | Weapons spawn with more ammo. | $200 | 1.0 - Dead Estate |
| Brass Knuckle |  |
Knock some teeth out!! | Melee weapons do extra damage half the time. Fist-type weapons do even more extra damage. | $200 | 1.2 - Home Theater | |
| Breezepods |  |
Don't get earwax in them, dude. | Only $500 for these! | Nightcore everything. | $100 | 1.0 - Dead Estate |
| Broken Mirror |  |
Sounds like bad luck. | Sounds like bad luck. | Bullets are reflected on impact with enemies. | $200 | 1.0 - Dead Estate |
| BTGO |  |
You should thank me for being so generous! | I'll give you whatever I have left! | Buying 3 items from the shopkeeper on the same floor gives you a free item chest. | $300 | 1.0 - Dead Estate |
| Busted Microwave |  |
Get the hot pockets! | Smells like popcorn. | Makes all of your bullets slightly radioactive. | $200 | 1.0 - Dead Estate |
| Butterscotch Bunny |  |
Where do all of these flavored bunnies keep coming from?? | When did we get so many bunny candies? | Increases your damage. | $100 | 1.0 - Dead Estate |
| Buzzy |  |
Cute, isn't he? | Be careful! He's got sharp edges! | Spawns a buzzsaw buddy that rotates around you and damages enemies. | $300 | 1.1 - Halloween Update |
| Calendar |  |
A different effect for every day of the week! | A different effect for every day of the week! | Effect changes depending on weekday. | $200 | 1.4 - Heaven & Hell |
| Candy Bag |  |
I personally went trick-or-treating with this bag for fourteen years... Take care of it. | I remember when you would go out on Halloween with this!... Where does the time go?... | Enemies and pots drop more money. | $300 | 1.0 - Dead Estate |
| Candy Cane |  |
Those are a little out of season right now, aren't they? | Merry Christmas! | Increases max HP. | $200 | 1.0 - Dead Estate |
| Caramel Bunny |  |
Leftover from last year's Easter party. | I thought you didn't like caramel? | Increases your fire rate. | $100 | 1.0 - Dead Estate |
| Chaos Token |  |
Redeem a hundred of these for a prize! | Randomizes all of your items at the start of the next floor. | $500 | 1.0 - Dead Estate | |
| Chocolate Bunny |  |
"Yuck! Caramel!" | Don't you love these, honey? | Increases your jump height. | $100 | 1.0 - Dead Estate |
| Chicken Ramen |  |
Always good on a budget, right? | Do more damage when you have less than $100. | $200 | 1.0 - Dead Estate | |
| Choco Bar |  |
I was gonna eat that later... but if you want it, take it. | I know how much you love chocolate! | Makes you move faster. | $200 | 1.0 - Dead Estate |
| Christmas Gift |  |
Christmas came early, huh. | Get a free item at the start of every floor. | $300 | 1.0 - Dead Estate | |
| Chrysus Medallion |  |
This could get you out of some tight spots. | Ooo, look at all the little details on it! | When you hit 0 HP you will stay alive while rapidly losing money until you hit $0. | $500 | 1.0 - Dead Estate |
| Combustophile |  |
KABOOM! | Why are you interested in so much of this dangerous garbage?... | Makes all explosions larger. Enemies killed with explosions will explode themselves. | $200 | 1.2 - Home Theater |
| Comedy |  |
Hah! | Hah! | Enemies will release a barrage of projectiles at other enemies upon death. | $200 | 1.0 - Dead Estate |
| Compass |  |
Yeah, who likes exploring anyways? | It's so easy to get lost in this darn house. | Reveals the location of shops, treasure rooms, boss rooms, and more on the map. | $100 | 1.0 - Dead Estate |
| Coupon |  |
Applicable at participating stores only! | You're lucky I keep these around! | Decreases the cost of all items in the shop by 25%. | $300 | 1.0 - Dead Estate |
| Cursed Crown |  |
It isn't very fair, but it works. | Oh, that's one of your dad's things, I think. I'm sure he wouldn't mind if you borrowed it for a bit. | All enemies take a little damage after entering the room. | $500 | 1.0 - Dead Estate |
| Curve Ball |  |
Swing batter, batter! | Increases fire rate, but causes all projectiles to curve. | $100 | 1.4 - Heaven & Hell | |
| Darts |  |
Bullseye! | I remember you used to be pretty darn good at darts as a kid. | One enemy is marked for death at the start of every room. | $300 | 1.0 - Dead Estate |
| Demon Lung |  |
You can hear it sizzling when if you put your ear up to it. | Fire will burn enemies for a longer amount of time and do more damage. | $300 | 1.0 - Dead Estate | |
| Dead Eye |  |
Nasty! | Locks you to 1 HP but doubles your fire rate and damage. | $300 | 1.1 - Halloween Update | |
| Dead Rat |  |
N/A | N/A | Chunks never spawns again. | 1 TP | 1.3 - Bombs Away |
| Destructive Aura |  |
Those vases'll with they'd never been born! | Destroy pots by walking into them or jumping on them. | $300 | 1.0 - Dead Estate | |
| Diet Pills |  |
Sure, you need a prescription for them.
...But I don't care. |
Briefly move a lot faster when you enter a room. | $200 | 1.0 - Dead Estate | |
| Double Slurp Cup |  |
Be careful not to make a mess with that! | Be careful not to make a mess with that! | Bullets travel faster and splash blood upon impact. | $100 | 1.0 - Dead Estate |
| Drone Buddy |  |
D'aww, look at him! | Just don't stand in front of the barrel. | He fires with you! | $300 | 1.1 - Halloween Update |
| Duane Burger |  |
It's my family's own recipe, so you better enjoy it. | That's an old family recipe! Your grandma would make these for me all the time when I was your age. | Increases your maximum health but slows you down a bit. | $200 | 1.0 - Dead Estate |
| Dumbbell |  |
Pump some iron! | Chance to fire a large, heavier projectile. | $200 | 1.0 - Dead Estate | |
| Dummy |  |
Looks kinda like you! | ...Creepy. | Drop a dummy that distracts enemies once per room after taking damage. | $200 | 1.2 - Home Theater |
| Duplicator |  |
Basically cheating. | Three!? Now why would you need that many? | Gives you three of the next item you pick up. | $500 | 1.0 - Dead Estate |
| Dynamite Stick |  |
Just light it and throw. | Small chance for your shots to explode. | $300 | 1.0 - Dead Estate | |
| Edible Bullets |  |
You want any sauce with those? | I really don't think you should be eating those, sweet pea. | Destroying weapons heals you. | $200 | 1.0 - Dead Estate |
| Eggy |  |
Maggots. | Maggots? | Maggots. | $200 | 1.2 - Home Theater |
| Error |  |
Hey, this shouldn't be here! | How’d this get here? | Randomizes your secondary weapon every three seconds. | $200 | 1.1 - Halloween Update |
| Elevator Button |  |
Weird how our elevators don't even use buttons. | Guarantees that a special elevator will appear on every floor. | $500 | 1.3 - Bombs Away | |
| Evil's Bane |  |
This'll keep that big fella from showing up for a little longer. | Prevents Chunks from showing up on each floor for an additional minute. | $500 | 1.0 - Dead Estate | |
| Eyedrops |  |
Put a couple of these in your eye and you'll be sharpshooting like never before. | Oh, be careful putting those in dear! | Increases your accuracy. | $100 | 1.0 - Dead Estate |
| Eviction Notice |  |
Pack up your stuff and leave! | Chance for some enemies to get scared and leave the room once one of their own is killed. | $300 | 1.2 - Home Theater | |
| Fake Poo |  |
Heheh. | Hehe (changes all fire weapon sounds to a "fart" sound) | $500 | 1.0 - Dead Estate | |
| Fake Puke |  |
Blargh! | Eugh. | Shotguns fire double the projectiles with less accuracy and damage. | 1.0 - Dead Estate | |
| Fancy Shield |  |
Who knows? It could save your life someday! | Ooo, isn't that neat? | Grants you a shield every 2 minutes that absorbs 1 damage. | $300 | 1.0 - Dead Estate |
| Fear Itself |  |
Take your negative energy and put it to good use. | Scary! | Fire your weapon faster. | $300 | 1.0 - Dead Estate |
| Flashbangs |  |
Throwing flash! | Just that terrorist game you play on the computer! | Allows pots and enemies to sometimes drop flashbangs that stun all enemies upon picking them up. | $200 | 1.1 - Halloween Update |
| Flies |  |
N/A | N/A | Significantly boosts movement speed and gives +2 jumps. | 1 TP | 1.3 - Bombs Away |
| Forever Flame |  |
Hot hot hot! | You’re gonna burn yourself with that! | A spinning flame that circles around you and burns enemies. | $500 | 1.2 - Home Theater |
| Friday Night Pumpkin |  |
Can you feel the beat? | Every fourth consecutive shot deals more damage. | 1.0 - Dead Estate | ||
| Friends 'till the End |  |
That was my best friend growing up. He can be yours, too!... for a bit of cash. | Didn't you use to love this little guy when you were younger? | Move faster and slow down nearby enemies while at 1 HP. | $200 | 1.0 - Dead Estate |
| Funky Syringe |  |
N/A | N/A | Significantly boosts your damage and attack speed.. | 1 TP | 1.3 - Bombs Away |
| Funsticks |  |
Just don't eat too many. | Those aren't too healthy, honey! | Mmm... yummy... | $500 | 1.0 - Dead Estate |
| Fuzzy Dice |  |
Perfect for a rear-view mirror! | Increases the chance for higher-value items to spawn. | $200 | 1.4 - Heaven & Hell | |
| Garlic Necklace |  |
Just take this one off my hands, will you? | It's... quite pungent... | Enemies will approach you slower. | $100 | 1.0 - Dead Estate |
| Gas Mask |  |
Mmmph! | Time to cook! | Some enemies release toxic gas on death, which burns other enemies on contact. | $300 | 1.2 - Home Theater |
| Gemini |  |
Two for the price of one or something! | Don't tell me you're interested in astrology now, honey. | Chance to fire double the normal amount of projectiles while shooting. | $200 | 1.0 - Dead Estate |
| Get Dizzy |  |
Try not to throw up. | Boosts damage, but causes bullets to randomly change direction. | $100 | 1.4 - Heaven & Hell | |
| Ghost Bullet |  |
Especially good with heavier weapons! | Be careful with that! | Killing enemies instantly resets your weapon's reload time. | $500 | 1.0 - Dead Estate |
| Glass Eye |  |
Aimhacker! | I don't wanna know where this has been. | Shots hone in on enemies. | $500 | 1.0 - Dead Estate |
| Globe |  |
You skipped all of your geography classes in high school and NOW you want this dusty old thing?! | Reveals the entire map of every floor from now on , but all floors become permanently larger. | $300 | 1.2 - Home Theater | |
| Glory Box |  |
You'd have to be a dummy not to buy this one! | Look at how pretty it is! | Treasure rooms contain an additional item chest. | $500 | 1.0 - Dead Estate |
| Glow Sticks |  |
Tasty! | Please don't eat them. | Gives you a low-damage radioactive aura. | $200 | 1.1 - Halloween Update |
| Gold Herb |  |
Be careful, it isn't edible. | Be careful, it isn't edible. | Increases your maximum health by 2. | $300 | 1.0 - Dead Estate |
| Gold Kernel |  |
N/A | N/A | Enemies drop double the coins. | 1 TP | 1.3 - Bombs Away |
| Gold Ring |  |
It's fake gold, by the way | Grants a small chance to completely negate damage from enemies when attacked. | $200 | 1.0 - Dead Estate | |
| Guardian Angel |  |
It'll always have your back. | Just give it back when you are done, okay? | Briefly grants invincibility upon entering a room. | $300 | 1.0 - Dead Estate |
| Gully |  |
Oh hell, not THIS guy. | Disgusting bird. | Poop. | $300 | 1.4 - Heaven & Hell |
| Gun Nut |  |
Not recommended if you have allergies. | We should test you for allergies before you get this... | Item chests will contain weapons instead. | 1.0 - Dead Estate | |
| Gunpowder |  |
Boom. | Heavens, doesn't it smell terrible? | Increases the size of all explosions. | $100 | 1.0 - Dead Estate |
| Handsaw |  |
Just don't nick yourself, alright? | You wanna try woodworking, dear? | Enemies take 2x damage when they're at full health. | $300 | 1.2 - Home Theater |
| Half Heart Locket |  |
No, I don't know where the other half is. | Does your friend still have the other half? Oh, you should have her over sometime! | Heart pots spawn more often. | $300 | 1.0 - Dead Estate |
| Heart of Steel |  |
Destroying a weapon with full ammo raises your Max HP. | 1.0 - Dead Estate | |||
| Heatseeker |  |
100% Accurate! | Chance for shots to seek out and target enemies. | $200 | 1.2 - Home Theater | |
| Heartworm |  |
Keep that thing away from your pets! | Oh, don't let that thing get near Chunks -- your dad would be very upset! | Health pickups drop more often. | $200 | 1.0 - Dead Estate |
| Holster |  |
More firepower! | How are you gonna carry around that many staffs? | Gives you an additional weapon slot. | $500 | 1.1 - Halloween Update |
| Holy Aura |  |
Sheesh, it's almost blinding. | Makes enemy projectiles slow down as they approach you. | $300 | 1.0 - Dead Estate | |
| Hourglass |  |
Clock's tickin'! | It's...dusty. | Triples the time it takes for items to disappear. | $100 | 1.2 - Home Theater |
| IED |  |
Where the hell did this come from?... | ...I'm just going to assume this was one of your dad's "projects"... | Causes some pots to explode on destruction. | $100 | 1.2 - Home Theater |
| Insurance Card |  |
Lookin' to get a checkup? | We've been trapped in this house so long I can't remember the last time I saw a doctor... | Guarantees that a doctor's office will appear on every main floor. | $100 | 1.2 - Home Theater |
| Item Refresher |  |
Not happy? Just press the button! | Just don't waste it! | A button will appear in all item chest rooms that allows you to reroll the contents of the chest . Can only be used five times. | $300 | 1.2 - Home Theater |
| Jelly Bean Box |  |
They've been in the cupboard for two years. Want 'em? | You want some, sweetheart? | Pots will sometimes drop jelly beans. Collecting 4 heals you. | $200 | 1.0 - Dead Estate |
| Jester's Cap |  |
It suits you! | Oh... I remember you giggling so much when dad would wear this when you were a baby... | Lowers your max HP by half, but also increases your damage by 50%. | $500 | 1.0 - Dead Estate |
| Kevlar Backpack |  |
Not as heavy as you'd think, right? | This seems a bit... grim. | Protects you from projectiles from behind. | $300 | 1.4 - Heaven & Hell |
| King's Crown |  |
Looks a bit too regal for you... | +2 max HP. | $300 | 1.0 - Dead Estate | |
| Kitchener Leslie's Lady |  |
You better not think about laying a finger on Kitchener Leslie's girlfriend! | Oh, you need a new piggy bank? | Higher chance for enemies to drop gold coins. | $300 | 1.0 - Dead Estate |
| Leech Pact |  |
Generate a little money as long as you’re at 1 HP in a room with enemies. | 1.3 - Bombs Away | |||
| Lead |  |
It's actually just graphite... | Don't worry, it's really just graphite. | Enemies spawn with less health -- some might spawn with more. | $200 | 1.3 - Bombs Away |
| Lead Gut |  |
Consider asking your doctor about using this before you buy it. | Ammo drops heal you instead of giving you ammunition. | $300 | 1.0 - Dead Estate | |
| Lighter |  |
With this thing, your bullets will set foes aflame... ...sometimes. | Don't play with that! | Chance for shots to burn enemies. | $200 | 1.0 - Dead Estate |
| Liquid Luck |  |
It's not what it looks like. | I hope this isn't what I think it might be. | Significantly increases the odds of any chance-based item successfully working. | $500 | 1.0 - Dead Estate |
| Lucky Dice |  |
Go on. Visit HER instead. I don't even care | Increases the chance for cultist shops to appear. | $300 | 1.2 - Home Theater | |
| Magic Carpet |  |
Imbued with my powers! | Just don't get rug burn, okay? | Grants you an extra jump that boost you on use. | $300 | 1.0 - Dead Estate |
| Magnifying Glass |  |
Look a little closer. | Look a little closer, dear. | Chance to receive coins upon entering a room for the first time. | $200 | 1.0 - Dead Estate |
| Map |  |
This'll guide you well. | You might need this, sweetie! | Reveals the entire map of the current floor. | $200 | 1.0 - Dead Estate |
| Marshmallow Bunny |  |
These were always my little brother's favorite flavor.. | Don't eat too many now, dearie. | Increases your movement speed. | $100 | 1.0 - Dead Estate |
| Medkit |  |
Who needs doctors or surgeons when you have this? | It's okay, I have plenty more of these where this came from! | Receive a full heal at the start of each floor. | $500 | 1.0 - Dead Estate |
| Mercury Blob |  |
Sorry, I couldn't afford a gold one. | Don't eat it! | Gold coins will never drop, but silver coins become worth more. | $300 | 1.0 - Dead Estate |
| Milkbar Lads T-Shirt |  |
What a lousy shirt! | What a cute shirt! | The light around you becomes much larger. | $100 | 1.0 - Dead Estate |
| Mitosis |  |
Many from one! | Many from one! | Chance for bullets to burst into more bullets on impact. | $200 | 1.0 - Dead Estate |
| Mr. Moneybags |  |
Uhh... the rich get richer? I dunno... | Uhh... the rich get richer? I dunno... | Having over $700 grants a damage boost. | $200 | 1.0 - Dead Estate |
| Modding Kit 1 |  |
Y'know what you're doing with that thing? | I have no idea what this is. | Increases damage and increases fire rate for your default weapon only | $300 | 1.0 - Dead Estate |
| Modding Kit 2 |  |
Do you know how to use that? | Looks like a bunch of scrap metal. | Increases damage and increases fire rate for every weapon besides your default weapon. | $300 | 1.0 - Dead Estate |
| Momma's Cookies |  |
My mom baked them fresh just for you, so you better like 'em! | Baked fresh just for you! | Replaces your bullets with cookies and increases their damage. | $200 | 1.0 - Dead Estate |
| Monster Snacks |  |
Are you gonna eat that? | Spawns a bag of monster food at the start of every room with (sic) temporarily distracts enemies. | $300 | 1.2 - Home Theater | |
| Mutagen |  |
I don't really want this thing near me. | Your father collects the strangest things... | Boosts your damage, but makes some enemies tougher. | $200 | 1.1 - Halloween Update |
| Old Reel |  |
So... is this how colorblind people see? | This thing is as old as me! | Makes your screen grayscale. | $100 | 1.0 - Dead Estate |
| Party Pinata |  |
Take your swing! | Chance for pinatas to appear which give you special goodies. | $500 | 1.2 - Home Theater | |
| Paycheck |  |
Weird you have to pay for a paycheck, isn't it? | I hope you're planning on getting a job this summer, dear. | Obtain a bonus coin every time you break a pot or kill an enemy. | $200 | 1.0 - Dead Estate |
| Peapod |  |
Stay healthy, eat your greens! | Eat your greens, Corey! | All guns fire rapidly, but they'll do very little damage. | $200 | 1.0 - Dead Estate |
| Peanut Butter Bunny |  |
You don't have any allergies, right? | Organic! | Increases your maximum health. | $200 | 1.0 - Dead Estate |
| Penetrating Eye |  |
Kinda gross. | Chance for projectiles to go through enemies. | $200 | 1.0 - Dead Estate | |
| Pepper Shaker |  |
Achoo! | Achoo! | Leave a trail of pepper behind you, which damages enemies. | $300 | 1.0 - Dead Estate |
| Pocket Launcher |  |
A rocket in your pocket! | As your mother, I really shouldn't let you have this... | Chance to fire a burst of rockets when entering a room. | $200 | 1.1 - Halloween Update |
| Point Card |  |
Sign up now! | Buying 3 items from the Witch on the same floor gives you some money, health, and ammo back. | $300 | 1.0 - Dead Estate | |
| Polisher |  |
That gun of yours looks like it could use a good cleaning. | I could use that for some jewelry. | Bullets travel faster. | $100 | 1.0 - Dead Estate |
| Porcupine Needle |  |
Don't prick yourself. | Taking damage from an enemy marks them for death so they take more damage. | $300 | 1.0 - Dead Estate | |
| Pork Ramen |  |
There's enough salt in there to give you a heart attack! | You'll have a heart attack from all that salt! | Move faster and and jump higher when you have less than $100. | $200 | 1.0 - Dead Estate |
| Power Bottle |  |
Bottoms up! | Bottoms up! | Boosts your maximum HP. | $200 | 1.0 - Dead Estate |
| Private Eye |  |
It's like you don't even want to shop here anymore... | That shop just seems like a bad influence on you... | Reveals the contents of cultist shops. | $500 | 1.2 - Home Theater |
| Purple Baby |  |
Ominous. | Look at this cute little guy! | Shrinks some enemies and decreases their health. | $200 | 1.4 - Heaven & Hell |
| Purple Umbrella |  |
Stay dry out there! | It's always so dreary around here... | Extra loot appears on the balcony floor. | $300 | 1.2 - Home Theater |
| Queen's Crown |  |
Too... extravagant. | You'll look beautiful with this, Corey! | Slightly increases damage. | $300 | 1.0 - Dead Estate |
| Raging Fire |  |
Get that adrenaline pumpin'! | It really gets your adrenalin going! | Gain damage and fire rate at 1 HP. | $200 | 1.0 - Dead Estate |
| Rainbow Bunny |  |
What an eyesore. | Ooo, this one must be rare! | Slightly increases all of your stats. | $300 | 1.0 - Dead Estate |
| Rat Poison |  |
This little jar isn't enough to kill him, but it should knock him down a few notches. | I hope you aren't planning on hurting poor little Chunks with that! You know how much your dad loves that little mouse. | Chunks spawns with lower health. | $300 | 1.0 - Dead Estate |
| Red Candle |  |
You'll be hard-pressed to find something that burns much brighter than this. | Oh, that's one of my favorite candles! We've had it for so long now... | Brighten the entire room you're in upon entering. | $100 | 1.0 - Dead Estate |
| Revenge, Served Cold |  |
I left it in the freezer overnight. I hope it's still good... | Weapons release a large explosion when they're destroyed or run out of ammo. | $200 | 1.0 - Dead Estate | |
| Revengeance |  |
Let 'er rip! | Release a big explosion when you hit 1 HP. | $200 | 1.0 - Dead Estate | |
| Robot Head |  |
Zap! | 1.4 - Heaven & Hell | |||
| Rocket Shells |  |
Watch 'em fly! | You probably won't need these. | Shotguns shells move faster and won't lose speed over time. | $200 | 1.1 - Halloween Update |
| Roids |  |
They'll shrink your nuts, too. | You're not doing steroids now, are you?... | Significantly boosts your damage for 3 seconds after entering a room. | $300 | 1.0 - Dead Estate |
| Rotten Melon |  |
Oh my God, the smell... | This should've gone in the trash... | Chance to lob a watermelon while firing at enemies that splits into many slices on impact. | $200 | 1.1 - Halloween Update |
| Rotten Nanner |  |
N/A | N/A | Doubles your maximum HP. | 1 TP | 1.3 - Bombs Away |
| Rubber Boot |  |
Grants an extra jump. | $300 | 1.0 - Dead Estate | ||
| Rusty Gun |  |
What a find! | Oh my! | Enemies have a tiny chance to drop weapons. | $500 | 1.1 - Halloween Update |
| Rusty Key |  |
You'd regret not buying this, buddy. | Enemies have a tiny chance to drop items. | $500 | 1.1 - Halloween Update | |
| Rusty Nail |  |
That can do some real damage. | You've got all your tetanus shots, don't you sweetie? | Melee weapons do more damage and knock enemies further back. | $200 | 1.0 - Dead Estate |
| Salt Shaker |  |
I'm on a diet, so I don't need this. | Enemies release salt on death, which damages other enemies on contact. | $300 | 1.0 - Dead Estate | |
| Sandals of Hermes |  |
What, you thought these'd let you fly with such a low price? | What a nice set of flip-flops! | Move faster while jumping. | $100 | 1.0 - Dead Estate |
| Satellite Strike |  |
Stand back! | Chance to fire a huge missiles at a randomly selected enemy upon entering a room. | $300 | 1.1 - Halloween Update | |
| Scope |  |
Enhance! | Bullets shoot farther. | $200 | 1.0 - Dead Estate | |
| Second Chance? |  |
Not everyone gets a second chance, you know! | That's... violent. | Makes you explode upon death. If your explosion kills an enemy, you'll receive 1 HP. | $500 | 1.1 - Halloween Update |
| Shiny Pocket Watch |  |
It doesn't seem to work... | Gold pots become more common, but all pots will be erased 5 seconds after entering a room. | $200 | 1.2 - Home Theater | |
| Shrimp Ramen |  |
Never cared for this flavor. | You hate this kind, don't you? | Increases fire rate and shot speed when you have less than $100. | $200 | 1.0 - Dead Estate |
| Signed Bat |  |
Signed by yours truly! | Signed by yours truly! | Increases knockback against enemies. | $100 | 1.0 - Dead Estate |
| Silver Pendant |  |
That's a family heirloom -- be careful with it! | Vases contain a little more money. | $200 | 1.0 - Dead Estate | |
| Silver Soul |  |
It's... slippery?... | Beautiful! | Grants an additional +1 maximum HP for every $1000 you have, up to +5. | $100 | 1.2 - Home Theater |
| Sledgehammer |  |
Don't go swing it around too much. | Don't hurt yourself! | Automatically destroys all pots in a room once it's cleared. | $300 | 1.0 - Dead Estate |
| Slime |  |
Taken fresh from the shower drain! | Disgusting! | Increases fire rate and all your shots become bouncy. | $300 | 1.0 - Dead Estate |
| Smashed Glass |  |
N/A | N/A | Items and weapons will spawn from pots. | 1 TP | 1.3 - Bombs Away |
| Smashed Pumpkin |  |
That little guy will do his best to protect you. | Isn’t he so cute? | Summons a Jack-O-Lantern buddy that attacks enemies. | 1.0 - Dead Estate | |
| Smiley Pot |  |
What's he so happy about? | Cute! | Vases will fire a bullet at the nearest enemy on destruction. | $200 | 1.3 - Bombs Away |
| Snowglobe |  |
Y'wanna buy a jacket with that, too? | This used to be one of your favorite things at Christmas time... | Chance for a snowstorm to blow through a room upon entering it, freezing all enemies for 10 seconds. | $300 | 1.0 - Dead Estate |
| Soap Bar |  |
Don't drop it. | Hygiene is important, sweetie! | Move faster, but you'll also be more slippery. | $100 | 1.0 - Dead Estate |
| Sorcery for Dummies |  |
If I learned it, you can too! | Oh my, remember how much you begged me for this silly book all those years ago? | Allows you to find and use magical staffs. | $500 | 1.2 - Home Theater |
| Special Rounds |  |
Those will make your shots pack a bit more of a punch | ...Why do we have these? | Handgun and rifle bullets do more damage. | $200 | 1.0 - Dead Estate |
| Spiked Boot |  |
Great for playing baseball too! | Jumping on enemies hurts them. | $300 | 1.0 - Dead Estate | |
| Spiked Bracelet |  |
It looks just your style! | I remember being your age and wanting to be a punk rocker too, you know. | Enemies will take damage when they touch you. | $300 | 1.0 - Dead Estate |
| Spirit Jar |  |
I... um... don't know what this one is. | Chance for dead enemies to briefly summon a ghost that attacks other enemies | $500 | 1.0 - Dead Estate | |
| Stethoscope |  |
Hear their hearts! | Are you gonna play doctor dressup again? | Allows you to see enemy health. | $300 | 1.2 - Home Theater |
| Stockpile |  |
Don't ask where all the ammo is coming from. | Oh my, what do you need all that ammo for? | Receive a complete ammo refill on your current weapon at the start of every floor. | $300 | 1.0 - Dead Estate |
| Stomping Boots |  |
Send shockwaves rippling through the floorboards with these. | Oh, we better make sure those'll fit you first! | Landing from a great height stuns enemies. | $200 | 1.0 - Dead Estate |
| Strange Fruit |  |
It does a little bit of everything, I guess. | Tasty, isn't it? | Slightly improves maximum HP, jump height, speed and reload times. | $300 | 1.0 - Dead Estate |
| Sudden Death |  |
Don't worry, this won't hurt you. | Smash ‘em with anvils! | $300 | 1.4 - Heaven & Hell | |
| Sugar? |  |
This is sugar I swear! | It's... not what it looks like. | Lowers your HP by half, but you move REALLY fast. | $300 | 1.0 - Dead Estate |
| Super Finger! | 
|
Some of these item names are a bit of a stretch. | Sounds good! | Fire triple the bullets, but decreases your fire rate. | $300 | 1.1 - Halloween Update |
| Super Shells |  |
These shells'll do you a lot more favors than the regular ones. | ...Why do we have these? | Shotgun shells travel faster over a longer distance. | $200 | 1.0 - Dead Estate |
| Super Shroom |  |
Delicious and nutritious! | Delicious and nutritious! | Increases maximum health and jump height. | $300 | 1.0 - Dead Estate |
| Super Glue |  |
You're not getting that off. | Don't get it on your clothes! | Changes your default weapon to whatever weapon you have in your second slot. | $500 | 1.1 - Halloween Update |
| Surprise Confetti |  |
Have fun getting it out of your hair. | Grants a chance to obtain an item whenever you destroy a weapon. | $300 | 1.0 - Dead Estate | |
| Taser |  |
You'll be able to stop monsters in their tracks with this. | Oh my! Why do we have this laying around? | Bullets have a chance to stun enemies. | $200 | 1.0 - Dead Estate |
| Tasty Treat |  |
It's berry-flavored! | Fresh from the freezer section! | Allows pots and enemies to sometimes drop freezy pops which slows enemies upon being picked up. | $200 | 1.2 - Home Theater |
| Tankmen Doll |  |
Isn't he cute? | Weapon rooms will contain two weapon chests instead of one. | $500 | 1.0 - Dead Estate | |
| Tax Forms |  |
What, you thought you could avoid these forever? | Do you know how to fill this out? | Lose $1 every second while in combat, but gain damage proportional to your money. | $300 | 1.0 - Dead Estate |
| The Diaper |  |
Never used, I hope! | Time sure flies quick, doesn't it?... | "Toilet Paper" spawns more frequently! | $200 | 1.3 - Bombs Away |
| The First Dime |  |
What can I say? I've been in business a long time. | I guess it HAS been a long time since I last gave you an allowance... | Attracts coins towards you from further away. | $100 | 1.0 - Dead Estate |
| The Needle |  |
Sharp! | Interested in knitting? | All enemies take a significant amount of damage when you get hurt, but take 2x the damage. | $100 | 1.3 - Bombs Away |
| The Vault |  |
Come by anytime! | Need a place to keep your cash, huh? | Guarantees that a bank elevator will appear on every floor. | $100 | 1.3 - Bombs Away |
| Tiny Wallet |  |
Well, at least you won't be compensating for anything! | Limits you to $500, but grants you a speed & damage boost when you reach that limit. | $200 | 1.2 - Home Theater | |
| Toilet Paper |  |
Can't beat that price! | Just don't go throwing it on trees, okay? | Lowers your maximum HP to 2. Used as currency with...someone. | 1.3 - Bombs Away | |
| Toxic Barrel |  |
Caught straight from the local landfill! | Oh dear, this stuff might give you another limb... | All explosions are now radioactive and fire off 8 radioactive bullets. | $200 | 1.2 - Home Theater |
| Trade-in Receipt |  |
You never get as much as you think you should, do you? | You never get quite as much as you want, do you? | Destroying weapons gives you more money. | $200 | 1.0 - Dead Estate |
| Tragedy |  |
'"What a shame. | What a shame. | Upon taking damage, you`ll release a barrage of projectiles. | $200 | 1.0 - Dead Estate |
| Trigger Finger |  |
Rotten. | Significantly boosts fire rate, but makes it so that shots are fired when you release the fire button. | $200 | 1.4 - Heaven & Hell | |
| UFO |  |
Out of this world! | Another one of your father's discoveries... | A UFO buddy that attacks enemies using its tractor beam. | $300 | 1.1 - Halloween Update |
| Ultra Hot Pepper |  |
Nine-billion-trillion scoville! | Allows pots and enemies to sometimes drop hot peppers which burn enemies upon being picked up. | $200 | 1.2 - Home Theater | |
| Unreliable Angel |  |
Don't count on her to help you. | Isn't she cute!? | Chance to block all incoming damage at 1 HP. | $200 | 1.0 - Dead Estate |
| Vampire Charm |  |
I'm sure that'll look great on you. | Ooh, wouldn't that look so pretty on you?! | Chance to regenerate health on kill. | $300 | 1.0 - Dead Estate |
| Victory Remains |  |
Free stuff! | Free stuff! | Bosses will now drop a free item on defeat! | $200 | 1.3 - Bombs Away |
| VIP Pass |  |
Oh, so I'm not good enough for you anymore?... | Guarantees that a cultist shop will appear on the balcony. | $500 | 1.2 - Home Theater | |
| Wandering Star |  |
Make a wish! | Spawns a star projectile that circles the room and damages enemies. | $300 | 1.0 - Dead Estate | |
| Witch-B-Gone |  |
A-Aren't you gonna miss me?... | Huh?... You don't wanna see your mom anymore?... | Replaces the Witch with two free item chests. | $300 | 1.0 - Dead Estate |
| Weapon Refresher |  |
Not happy? Just press the button! | A button will appear in all weapon chest rooms that allows you to reload the contents of the chest . Can only be used five times. | $300 | 1.2 - Home Theater | |
| Weird Magazine |  |
Uh... so... what d'ya think?... | Oh my... | Chance to stun enemies and set them on fire. | $300 | 1.0 - Dead Estate |
| Wet Wipes |  |
Way better then plain ol' TP! | Keep the lid closed so they don't dry out! | Negates the bad effects of "Toilet Paper". | $200 | 1.3 - Bombs Away |
| X Marks the Spot |  |
More like '?' marks the spot actually. | Those secret rooms always give me the creeps! | Reveals the location of secret rooms on the map. | $100 | 1.0 - Dead Estate |
| X-Ray |  |
You can also use it to see your bones! | Allows you to find an extra secret room on each floor. | $500 | 1.1 - Halloween Update | |
| Yellow Fedora |  |
Is that all, Stranger? | This is from those cartoons you used to watch, right? | Guaranties that a weapon merchant will appear on every main floor | $100 | 1.2 - Home Theater |